For When You Want to Wear Your 90s Grunge Depression Stylishly
Channel your inner Chris Cornell with this officially inspiredBlack Hole Sun tee that’s darker than your ex’s playlist. Featuring:
☀️ A haunting black sun outlined in eerie white glow (because normal suns are so last century) 🎶 Lyrics "won’t you come, and wash away the rain" – aka the most relatable cry for help ever set to a Grammy-winning guitar solo 🌧️ Falling raindrops in the background – perfect for matching your existential drizzle
Why This Tee is a Grunge Revival: ✅ Unisex fit – Fits Soundgarden stans, Pearl Jam converts, and "I just think it’s neat" normies ✅ 100% combed cotton – Softer than Cornell’s vocals (but way less likely to destroy you emotionally) ✅ Vibrant print – Won’t fade faster than your faith in humanity ✅ Ribbed collar – Holds its shape better than Seattle held onto the 90s
Wear It For: 🎸 Concerts (air guitar mandatory) ☕ Coffee runs (suddenly 10x more profound) 🌑 Existential crises (pair with flannel and denial)
Care Instructions (Because Even Darkness Needs Maintenance):
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) – unless you want it to look post-apocalyptic
No bleach – unless you’re cosplaying a bleached reality
Tumble dry low – high heat is for Superunknown, not fabrics
