Blade "Ice Skate Uphill" Hoodie – Hunt Vampires and Stay Warm While Calling Out Nonsense!

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"Some mutha fuckas always tryin' to ice skate uphill..." and now you can call them out in cozy, vampire-slaying style with this officially inspired Blade hoodie! Featuring Wesley Snipes as the legendary daywalker delivering his most iconic line, this premium hoodie wraps you in comfort while paying homage to 90s Marvel's baddest hero. Perfect for late-night hunts or casual errands (where you might still encounter "night folk").

Premium Features That Don't Suck:
✔ Adjustable hood with drawstrings - Customize your fit for optimal vampire surveillance
✔ Spacious kangaroo pocket - Stores stakes, snacks, or your cold-killing hands
✔ Seamless comfort - Crafted without side seams to reduce irritation (and fabric waste)
✔ Plush fleece lining - Like being hugged by a daywalker (but way less deadly)
✔ Durable cotton/poly blend - 50% cotton/50% polyester for lasting comfort that survives multiple sequels

Built for the Long Hunt:
• Medium-weight construction perfect for year-round wear
• Reinforced stitching tougher than Blade's moral code
• 11 killer color options from stealthy black to statement heathers
• Unisex fit that flatters hunters of all sizes

Care Instructions (Because Even Half-Vampires Do Laundry):
☠ Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)
☠ Non-chlorine bleach only when absolutely necessary
☠ Tumble dry low heat - no sunlight drying required
☠ Do not iron (real hunters embrace the wrinkles)
☠ Do not dry clean (chemicals are for weaklings)

Perfect For:
• Marvel fans who remember R-rated superheroes
• Surviving winter with more style than a Blood Pack member
• Comic cons, movie marathons, or judging terrible life choices
• The ultimate gift for 90s action movie enthusiasts

Warning: May cause sudden urges to wear sunglasses indoors and rewatch the trilogy. Not responsible for increased confidence when confronting nonsense. Order now before someone attempts that uphill ice skating foolishness again! 🧛‍♂️❄️⚔️

Available in 11 colors - because even half-vampires deserve options.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Hanes P170, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean