Jay & Silent Bob EST. 1994" T-Shirt – Because Your Clerks Obsession Deserves a Uniform

Jay & Silent Bob EST. 1994" T-Shirt – Because Your Clerks Obsession Deserves a Uniform

SNOOTCH TO THE MOTHERF*CKIN' NOOTCH! Celebrate 30 years of dank memes and convenience store philosophy with this View Askew Homage tee, featuring everyone's favorite stoner duo in classic black-and-white glory. With "EST. 1994" stamped in bold Pulp Fiction-style lettering, this shirt is perfect for fans who still know exactly how many d*cks Dante's GF has sucked (and are weirdly proud of that knowledge).

Why This Shirt Kicks Ass (Unlike Dante at Hockey):
✔ UNISEX FIT – Looks chill on all genders, whether you're a Silent Bob or a loud-mouthed Jay
✔ 8 TRIED-&-TRUE COLORS – From classic black (like Randall's soul) to heather gray (like the Quick Stop floors)
✔ 100% COTTON COMFORT – So soft it'll make you want to loaf on a couch for 6 hours debating Star Wars
✔ HEATHER BLENDS – For that extra touch of "I peaked in 1997" authenticity

PRODUCT FEATURES THAT WOULD MAKE WALT FLANAGAN NOD APPROVINGLY:
• Ribbed collar that stays crisp through every impromptu "37 dicks" monologue
• Side seams tougher than the crowd at a Mooby's grand opening
• Lightweight fabric perfect for wearing to comic cons or your next shift at a shitty retail job

CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE EVEN STONERS DO LAUNDRY SOMETIMES):
🍕 Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90F) – no need for a Mooby's napkin bath
🍕 No dry cleaning (chemicals kill the dank)
🍕 No bleach (unless you're bleaching your hair like Banky)
🍕 Tumble dry low heat
🍕 Iron on low if you must (but wrinkles add character, like Kevin's film budgets)

PERFECT FOR:
• Kevin Smith disciples who can recite Mallrats backwards
• 90s kids who miss when "snoochie boochies" was peak comedy
• Indie film nerds who think "Clerks III" should've been Oscar bait
• Anyone whose wardrobe needs more "I'm not even supposed to be here today" energy

AVAILABLE IN 8 COLORS – Because even the Askewniverse deserves options.

WARNING: May cause sudden urges to quote "Chasing Amy" on first dates, defend Mallrats as cinema, and/or get banned from family gatherings. Not responsible for hockey-related disputes. "You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world..." 🚬🤫

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KEYWORDS: Jay and Silent Bob shirt, View Askew merch, Kevin Smith tee, Clersk movie gift, 90s comedy apparel, indie film nostalgia, cult movie collectible, EST. 1994 design, heather colors tee, stoner comedy gear.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean