Crack a cold one, blast the theme music, and prep for a verbal stunner. 💀⚡🍻
The “’Cause Stone Cold said so!” is a full-throttle homage to the Texas Rattlesnake himself — Stone Cold Steve Austin — and it's louder than a beer bath at WrestleMania. Front and center is a wicked image of a skull rocking a pair of spiked headphones, with electricity firing from its eyes and glass shattering behind it, because subtlety was never part of the game plan.
Stamped on the skull’s face is his immortal catchphrase: “Oh, hell yeah!” And just beneath the chaos? The final word on any argument: “’Cause Stone Cold said so!” No debate. No mercy. Just 100% certified attitude.
💥 Why This Tee Hits Harder Than a Lou Thesz Press:
✅ Badass skull design – equal parts metal and mayhem ✅ Spiked headphones + glass shards = peak Austin energy ✅ Premium cotton – feels better than a cold one after a match ✅ Unisex fit – for rattlesnakes of all sizes
🎁 Perfect for:
Fans of the Attitude Era’s most unfiltered icon
People who yell “What?” at their microwave
Anyone who breaks glass ceilings and beer bottles
Those who believe every outfit deserves a little stunner
🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold – hot water’s for jabronis Tumble dry low – don’t let it fade like a WCW push
⚡ Limited Edition – Don’t wait for 3:16 to run out. 👉 Add to cart and raise hell, one tee at a time.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean
