Demolition Man 'Frozen' Parody T-Shirt - Stallone & Snipes 90s Action Movie Tee | Taco Bell Meme Design

"The Most 90s Movie Ever Made… Now With 100% More Icy Pun"

Welcome to San Angeles 2032, where:
☄️ John Spartan is still figuring out the three seashells
🔥 Simon Phoenix remains the most stylish psychopath in cryo
🌮 Taco Bell reigns supreme (RIP Pizza Hut)

This hilarious "Frozen" parody tee reimagines Demolition Man as the chilliest action flick ever, featuring explosive collage art of:

• Stallone mid-shoot (because subtlety was never his thing)

• Snipes looking criminally cool (literally)

• The iconic skyline (now with extra fast-food dystopia)

• A police cruiser that definitely doesn’t meet future emissions standards

Why This Tee is a Violation of the Verbal Morality Statute:
✅ Unisex fit – Fits action junkies, 90s nostalgics, and people who still use "mellow greetings" ironically
✅ 100% combed cotton – Softer than Lenina Huxley’s sweaters (but way less confusing)
✅ Vibrant print – Captures every glorious absurdity of this cult classic
✅ Ribbed collar – Holds its shape better than Spartan holds his temper

Wear It For:
🍿 Movie nights (mandatory seashells tutorial required)
🛒 Taco Bell runs (where you’ll ask for rat burgers just to watch the chaos)
💥 Casual anarchy (three shells not included)

Care Instructions (Because Even Cryo Prisoners Do Laundry):

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) – unless you want colors to fade like 90s action stars

• No bleach – unless you’re cosplaying a sanitized future citizen

• Tumble dry low – high heat is for Phoenix’s flamethrower, not fabrics

Colors: Black (for "send a maniac" vibes) | Heather Grey (for undercover cryo agent energy)

⚠️ LIMITED RUN – Selling Faster Than Taco Bell in 2032!
👉 "Add to Cart" Before This Gets Frozen in Time!

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dry clean