"Strike First" Cobra Kai Double-Sided Hoodie – The Ultimate Johnny Lawrence Tribute
🐍 QUIT BEING A PUSSY AND BUY THIS HOODIE!
Channel your inner bad boy with this double-sided Cobra Kai hoodie that screams 80s karate dojo energy. The back features Johnny Lawrence in his iconic gi, walking to his badass ride like the true alpha male he is, with the legendary "Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy" motto blazing behind him. His name frames the bottom because let's face it – you're not buying this for Daniel LaRusso. The front slaps you in the face with a bold "COBRA" in striking yellow – because subtlety is for Miyagi-Do pussies.
Why This Hoodie Sweeps the Leg:
✔ UNISEX FIT – Looks badass on all genders (except maybe Ali Mills)
✔ 10 KILLER COLORS – From classic black (like Johnny’s soul) to heather gray (for when you’re feeling ~merciful~)
✔ 100% COTTON COMFORT – So soft it’ll make you want to roundhouse your old hoodies
✔ HEATHER BLENDS – For that extra touch of "I know my karate movie lore" style
PRODUCT FEATURES THAT DON’T SUCK:
• Plush fleece lining – Cozier than Johnny’s bond with Miguel
• Adjustable hood – For dramatic dojo entrances at Walmart
• Kangaroo pocket – Holds your beer, your regrets, and possibly a bonsai tree
• Reinforced stitching – Tougher than Johnny’s stance on weak-ass opponents
CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE EVEN SENSEIS DO LAUNDRY):
🥋 Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90F) – no wax-on, wax-off required
🥋 No dry cleaning (chemicals are for pussies)
🥋 No bleach (unless you’re bleaching your headband)
🥋 Tumble dry low heat
🥋 Iron inside out if you must (but wrinkles add character, like Johnny’s redemption arc)
PERFECT FOR:
• Cobra Kai fans who still think Johnny was the real hero
• 80s nostalgics who miss when karate was life
• That friend who says "sweep the leg" unironically
• White elephant gifts that actually get worn (unlike that ceramic doll)
AVAILABLE IN 10 COLORS – Because even bad boys need options.
WARNING: May cause:
- Sudden urges to key asshole neighbors’ cars
- Uncontrollable "QUIET!" yelling
- The belief that you could totally take on a biker gang
"Put it on. Be a badass. Repeat." 🐍👊
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KEYWORDS: Cobra Kai hoodie, Johnny Lawrence merch, Strike First sweatshirt, Karate Kid apparel, 80s throwback hoodie, Cobra Kai dojo gift, unisex karate clothing, Netflix series merch.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean
