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"HE'S FAT!" Scott Steiner T-Shirt β The Greatest Math Lesson in Wrestling History!
"HE'S FAT!" Scott Steiner T-Shirt β The Greatest Math Lesson in Wrestling History!
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π¨π¨π¨ ATTENTION FREAKS! π¨π¨π¨
Big Poppa Pump is here to drop some TRUTH with this officially inspiredΒ "HE'S FAT!" Scott Steiner tee, commemorating one of the most legendary (and unhinged) promos in wrestling history! Featuring the Genetic Freak himself surrounded by flames as he declares his now-iconic observation about Samoa Joe, this shirt is perfect for TNA fans, WWE marks, and anyone who appreciates wrestling's greatest meme-worthy moments.
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WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE:
βΒ UNISEX FITΒ β Looks good on ALL genetic freaks (and normies too)
βΒ 9 SIZZLING COLORSΒ β From classic black (like Steiner's shades) to heather gray (like his silver fox era)
βΒ 100% COTTON COMFORTΒ β So soft it'll make you flex your pecs just to feel it move
βΒ MEME-WORTHY DESIGNΒ β The perfect conversation starter at wrestling watch parties
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FEATURES THAT ADD UP (UNLIKE STEINER MATH):
β’ Ribbed collar that stays crisp through every Steiner Scream
β’ Side seams tougher than Big Poppa Pump's ego
β’ Lightweight fabric perfect for the gym (or yelling at TV screens)
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CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE EVEN FREAKS DO LAUNDRY):
πͺ Machine wash cold (max 30Β°C/90F)
πͺ No dry cleaning (chemicals are for weaklings)
πͺ No bleach (unless you're bleaching your goatee)
πͺ Tumble dry low (like your chances in a Steiner Recliner)
πͺ Iron if you must (but wrinkles add intensity)
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PERFECT FOR:
β’ TNA fans who remember when Impact was must-see
β’ WWE marks who appreciate wrestling's wildest characters
β’ Math teachers who need a new teaching aid
β’ Anyone whose group chat runs on wrestling memes
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AVAILABLE IN 9 COLORSΒ β Because even genetic freaks deserve options.
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π¨ WARNING: May cause spontaneous promos in mirrors and sudden urges to calculate someone's fat percentage. Not responsible for strained friendships when worn to buffets. Order now before we have to "SEND HOOKERS!" π¨
P.S. The numbers don't lie... and neither does this shirt.
| Β | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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