Relax. Breathe. It’s a joke. 😌🔫✨
This tee exists for one reason: to lovingly poke the most sensitive corner of the Star Wars fandom. Featuring the phrase
“HAN SHOT SECOND: JUST KIDDING”
in bold red lettering, this design playfully throws a thermal detonator into the galaxy’s most legendary debate… then immediately backs away with its hands up.
It’s the perfect shirt for fans who love Star Wars, enjoy a little harmless trolling, and understand that humor is strong with the Force.
Whether you're Team Han Shot First, Team George Changed It, or Team Please Stop Yelling at Me, this tee lets everyone know you’re here for the fun, not the flame wars.
🚀 Why This Tee Is Strong With the Snark:
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✅ Bold red typography – impossible to miss
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✅ Legendary fandom joke – instant recognition
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✅ Minimalist design – clean, clever, timeless
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✅ Super-soft premium cotton – smoother than a Kessel Run
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✅ Unisex fit – approved for smugglers, rebels, and Sith Lords alike
🎁 Perfect For:
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – don’t anger the Dark Side
Tumble dry low – keep it cool like Hoth
⚡ Limited Edition – Because some jokes never get old.
👉 Add to cart and choose chaos (politely).
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
