"Loki" Dogma T-Shirt – Because Even Fallen Angels Have Standards

"Loki" Dogma T-Shirt – Because Even Fallen Angels Have Standards

SNOOGANS! Pay homage to Kevin Smith’s most blasphemously hilarious creation with this "Loki" tee, featuring Matt Damon in full rebel-angel glory—Viking helmet, stained-glass backdrop, and that iconic helmet inscription. With "Loki" in bold letters above and "Snoogans" below, this shirt is a must-have for fans who appreciate their comedy dark, their theology questionable, and their wardrobe unapologetic.

Why This Shirt is Divine (Despite Loki’s Best Efforts):
✔ UNISEX FIT – Flatters all genders, whether you’re a wrath-of-God type or just here for the dick jokes
✔ 17 SACRILEGIOUS COLORS – From hellfire red to angelic heather gray
✔ 100% COTTON COMFORT – So soft it’ll make you question if it’s a sin to be this cozy
✔ HEATHER BLENDS – For that extra touch of "I’m probably going to Hell anyway" style

PRODUCT FEATURES THAT EVEN JAY WOULD APPROVE:
• Ribbed collar that stays crisp through every "Buddy Christ" reenactment
• Side seams tougher than Bartleby’s patience
• Lightweight fabric perfect for wearing to comic cons or your local church picnic (at your own risk)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE EVEN DEMONS DO LAUNDRY):
😇 Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90F) – no burning in Hell required
😇 No dry cleaning (chemicals are for the 13th Apostle)
😇 No bleach (unless you’re bleaching your soul)
😇 Tumble dry low heat
😇 Iron on low if you must (but wrinkles add character, like Kevin Smith’s filmography)

PERFECT FOR:
• Kevin Smith stans who still quote "Clerks" in their sleep
• 90s comedy fans who miss when films had real edge
• Atheists with a sense of humor (and religious folks who can take a joke)
• Anyone whose wardrobe needs more "I’m-going-to-Hell-for-this" energy

WARNING: May cause spontaneous "Buddy Christ" poses, heated theological debates, and/or being banned from Sunday school. Not responsible for divine retribution. "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than… central air." 😈👼

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• EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
• Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
• Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
• Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean