"Loki" Dogma T-Shirt – Because Even Fallen Angels Have Standards

"Loki" Dogma T-Shirt – Because Even Fallen Angels Have Standards

SNOOGANS! Pay homage to Kevin Smith’s most blasphemously hilarious creation with this "Loki" tee, featuring Matt Damon in full rebel-angel glory—Viking helmet, stained-glass backdrop, and that iconic helmet inscription. With "Loki" in bold letters above and "Snoogans" below, this shirt is a must-have for fans who appreciate their comedy dark, their theology questionable, and their wardrobe unapologetic.

Why This Shirt is Divine (Despite Loki’s Best Efforts):
✔ UNISEX FIT – Flatters all genders, whether you’re a wrath-of-God type or just here for the dick jokes
✔ 17 SACRILEGIOUS COLORS – From hellfire red to angelic heather gray
✔ 100% COTTON COMFORT – So soft it’ll make you question if it’s a sin to be this cozy
✔ HEATHER BLENDS – For that extra touch of "I’m probably going to Hell anyway" style

PRODUCT FEATURES THAT EVEN JAY WOULD APPROVE:
• Ribbed collar that stays crisp through every "Buddy Christ" reenactment
• Side seams tougher than Bartleby’s patience
• Lightweight fabric perfect for wearing to comic cons or your local church picnic (at your own risk)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE EVEN DEMONS DO LAUNDRY):
😇 Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90F) – no burning in Hell required
😇 No dry cleaning (chemicals are for the 13th Apostle)
😇 No bleach (unless you’re bleaching your soul)
😇 Tumble dry low heat
😇 Iron on low if you must (but wrinkles add character, like Kevin Smith’s filmography)

PERFECT FOR:
• Kevin Smith stans who still quote "Clerks" in their sleep
• 90s comedy fans who miss when films had real edge
• Atheists with a sense of humor (and religious folks who can take a joke)
• Anyone whose wardrobe needs more "I’m-going-to-Hell-for-this" energy

AVAILABLE IN 17 COLORS – Because even fallen angels deserve options.

WARNING: May cause spontaneous "Buddy Christ" poses, heated theological debates, and/or being banned from Sunday school. Not responsible for divine retribution. "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than… central air." 😈👼

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KEYWORDS: Dogma t-shirt, Loki Matt Damon shirt, Kevin Smith merch, 90s comedy tee, dark humor apparel, religious satire shirt, cult film gift, unisex movie tee, heather colors shirt, Snoogans merch.

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.48	19.02	20.51	22.01	24.02	26.02	27.99	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.01	27.99	29.02	30.00	31.02	32.01	32.99	34.02	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.09	7.48	7.87	8.27	8.66	9.06	9.45	9.84	10.24