“Off Balance” Parody T-Shirt – Funny New Balance Spoof Tee | Falling Figure Graphic Humor Shirt

Grace is overrated. Chaos is a lifestyle. 🕴️💥

Introducing the “Off Balance” Parody Tee, the shirt that says, “I don’t stumble — I perform impromptu gravity checks.” Featuring a shadow figure mid-fall with speed lines trailing behind (because, yes, the collapse is happening fast), this tee lands the punchline right under the chaos with the words “off balance” in bold.

It’s a cheeky twist on a well-known sneaker brand, redesigned for those of us who are emotionally, physically, or just existentially unstable. Whether you’re a clumsy legend or a proud mess in motion, this shirt gets you.

😵💫 Why This Tee Is Unintentionally Perfect:

✅ Falling shadow man graphic – stylishly unsteady
✅ “off balance” spoof text – accurate AND ironic
✅ Ultra-soft cotton – so at least your shirt won’t let you down
✅ Unisex fit – for hot messes of all shapes and genders

🎁 Perfect for:

• Fans of parody tees and ironic humor
• That friend who trips on flat surfaces
• Folks with vibes as unpredictable as their footing
• Anyone who identifies more with “falling man” than “running man”

🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – don’t add laundry chaos to your day
Tumble dry low – we’re already off balance, let’s not risk shrinkage

⚡ Limited Edition – Like your sense of coordination, this won’t last long.
👉 Add to cart and fall in love with fashion that keeps it real(ly off-kilter).

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• EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
• Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
• Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
• Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean