Spaceballs Homage 'Schwartz' T-Shirt - Mel Brooks Classic Movie Quote Tee | Lone Star vs Dark Helmet Design

May the Schwartz Be With You (And This Hilarious Shirt)

Prove your Spaceballs IQ is higher than Dark Helmet’s ego with this officially inspired tee featuring:

💛 "I SEE YOUR SCHWARTZ IS AS BIG AS MINE" in bold yellow letters (because subtlety went out the airlock)
⚔️ Faded battle scene of Lone Star and Dark Helmet clashing Schwartz rings (aka the classiest lightsaber duel in history)
🚀 Pure 80s sci-fi parody glory – perfect for mocking Jedi while looking stylish

Why This Tee is Ludicrously Awesome:
✅ Unisex fit – Fits Spaceballs superfans, casual Mel Brooks enjoyers, and people who still comb the desert
✅ 100% combed cotton – Softer than Barf’s fur (but way less likely to shed)
✅ Vibrant print – Stays crisp through light speed jumps and Pizza the Hut binges
✅ Ribbed collar – Holds shape better than Dark Helmet holds onto his dignity

Wear It For:
🎥 Movie nights (mandatory "We ain’t found shit!" quoting required)
🛒 Grocery runs (where you’ll whisper "I’m surrounded by assholes" in the checkout line)
🚀 Comic cons (instant cred among fellow parody nerds)

Care Instructions (Because Even Schwartz Needs Maintenance):

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) – unless you want colors to fade like Mog’s acting career
• No bleach – unless you’re cosplaying the "before" in a Schwartz ring ad
• Tumble dry low – high heat is for Spaceball One’s exhaust, not fabrics

Colors: Available in Black (for Spaceball One vibes) 

⚠️ LIMITED EDITION – Selling Faster Than Plaid!
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• EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
• Product information: Prime Essentials, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
• Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean