"Steiner Math" Double-Sided Hoodie – Because 141 2/3% of Normal Hoodies Suck!

"Steiner Math" Double-Sided Hoodie – Because 141 2/3% of Normal Hoodies Suck!

🚨🚨🚨 ALERT: THIS HOODIE HAS A 141 2/3% CHANCE OF BEING THE BEST IN YOUR WARDROBE

Celebrate wrestling's most unhinged (and somehow accurate?) promo with this double-sided tribute to Big Poppa Pump's legendary Steiner Math rant. The front boldly declares "STEINERMATH" in all caps – because subtlety is for jobbers. Flip it over for the entire word-for-word transcript of his geometric masterpiece, complete with a chain frame and smoke radiating in the background for an extra bump of unfiltered genius.

Why This Hoodie is a 5-Star Classic (With a 66 2/3% Chance of Being Worn Weekly):
✔ 5 COLORS – From classic Navy (like his alma mater, Michigan State) to maroon red (like his rage)
✔ 100% COTTON COMFORT – So soft it'll make you want to elbow drop your old shirts
✔ UNISEX FIT – Flatters all genders (whether you're a Freak or a Peek)

PRODUCT FEATURES THAT DON'T SELL OUT:
• Ribbed collar that stays crisp through every "HOLLER IF YA HEAR ME!"
• Side seams tougher than Steiner's grip on reality
• Lightweight fabric perfect for explaining percentages to confused friends

CARE INSTRUCTIONS (FOR NON-GENIUSES):
➕ Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90F) – no calculus required
➕ No dry cleaning (chemicals are for weak-style jabronis)
➕ No bleach (unless you're bleaching your goatee)
➕ Tumble dry low heat
➕ Iron inside out if you must (but wrinkles add character, like Scott's promos)

PERFECT FOR:
• Wrestling fans who still quote this promo unironically
• Math teachers who need a new teaching aid (or cry-laughing material)
• That friend who says "THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE" during fantasy football

AVAILABLE IN 5 COLORS – Because even genetic freaks deserve options.

WARNING: Side effects may include:

• Sudden ability to calculate 141 2/3% of anything
• Uncontrollable flexing in mirrors
• The urge to challenge people to math duels

"Wear it. Flex it. Convert haters to believers." 💪🧮

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KEYWORDS: Steiner Math shirt, Scott Steiner tee, WCW promo merch, wrestling meme shirt, funniest wrestling moments, Big Poppa Pump apparel, unisex wrestling tee.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: JERZEES 996MR, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean