"Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" Retro T-Shirt – A Funky Throwback with a Twist
🎶 "EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!" – Well, probably not EVERYBODY...
This hilarious retro tee puts a fresh spin on Carl Douglas' classic 70s anthem with a vintage sunset design featuring shadowy figures locked in epic martial arts combat. The bold, circular typography declaring "Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" wraps around the action, making this shirt perfect for music lovers, martial arts fans, and anyone with a sense of humor about 70s nostalgia.
Why This Shirt Kicks More Ass Than a Disco Dojo:
✔ UNISEX FIT – Flatters all genders (whether you're a black belt or just really good at air guitar)
✔ 13 RAD COLORS – From classic black (like a ninja's pajamas) to heather orange (for that sunset vibe)
✔ 100% COTTON COMFORT – So soft you'll want to roundhouse kick your old shirts
✔ HEATHER BLENDS – For that extra touch of "I'm funky fresh" style
PRODUCT FEATURES THAT HIT THE GROOVE:
• Ribbed collar that stays crisp through every air-karate session
• Side seams tougher than a 70s action movie stuntman
• Lightweight fabric perfect for disco nights or explaining the joke to confused millennials
CARE INSTRUCTIONS (BECAUSE EVEN KUNG FU MASTERS DO LAUNDRY):
🥋 Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90F) – no nunchuck spin cycles
🥋 No dry cleaning (chemicals are for weak-style fighters)
🥋 No bleach (unless you're bleaching your gi)
🥋 Tumble dry low heat
🥋 Iron on low if you must (but wrinkles add character, like a well-worn black belt)
PERFECT FOR:
• Music lovers who know all the words (even the "huh!" parts)
• Martial artists with a sense of humor about their craft
• Retro enthusiasts who miss when fighting had a funky soundtrack
• That friend who does karate moves when drunk
AVAILABLE IN 13 COLORS – Because even disco fighters deserve options.
WARNING: May cause:
- Sudden disco dance breaks
- Uncontrollable humming in public
- The urge to challenge strangers to thumb wars
"Those kicks were fast as lightning... and so is this shirt!" ⚡🎶
KEYWORDS: Kung Fu Fighting shirt, Carl Douglas tee, 70s music merch, retro martial arts shirt, funny music t-shirt, disco fighting apparel, novelty song gift, unisex pop culture tee.
