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Vulcan Girl T-Shirt - 'Live Long & Prosper' Retro Sci-Fi Design | Trekkie Federation Uniform Tee

Vulcan Girl T-Shirt - 'Live Long & Prosper' Retro Sci-Fi Design | Trekkie Federation Uniform Tee

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She’s Logical, Cute, and 100% Done With Your Human Nonsense

This isn’t just a Star Trek tee – it’s your official invitation to Vulcan Cool Kids Club. Featuring an adorable Vulcan science officer in her snug blue Federation dress, complete with:

🖖 The iconic "Live Long and Prosper" hand gesture (because emotions are illogical)
📡 Vintage communicator and tricorder (fully charged with 23rd-century sass)
👢 Knee-high boots that say "I explore planets stylishly"
✨ Bold silver lettering of the Vulcan blessing on each side – perfect for passive-aggressively wishing longevity upon illogical humans

Why This Tee Has 100% Shield Integrity:
✅ Unisex fit – Fits Trekkies, closet Spock fans, and people who argue about warp core physics at parties
✅ 100% combed cotton – Softer than a Vulcan’s hidden heart (but way less confusing)
✅ Vibrant print – Survives away missions and convention hall crowds
✅ Ribbed collar – Holds shape better than Scotty holds onto dilithium

Wear It For:
🖥️ Marathon watch parties (where you’ll debate Kirk vs. Picard again)
🚀 Comic cons (instant nerd cred)
☕ Coffee runs (where you’ll order "Earl Grey, hot" unironically)

Care Instructions (Starfleet Regulation Compliant):

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) – unless you want colors to fade like redshirt lifespans
  • No bleach – unless you’re cosplaying a Borg assimilation victim
  • Tumble dry low – high heat is for plasma fires, not fabrics

Colors: Navy (for science blues) | Heather Grey (for neutral zone vibes)

⚠️ LIMITED EDITION – Warping Out of Stock Faster Than a Klingon Bird-of-Prey!
👉 "Add to Cart" Before This Gets Beamed Up!

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  • EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
  • Product information: Prime Essentials, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
  • Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean
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